I was fwd'd this by my dear friend SC in Fort Collins! It made my morning!
Subject: Woman
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
omg . . i LOVE that . . . thought you were un-blogging . . .good to see you back . . how was va-kay?
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